Behind You / Totally Fucked

You’re Gonna Hate Me for This Ode to Keanu Reeves on His 51st Birthday But I’m Gonna Do It Anyway

What is it of you, my sweet Ke-an-u?

 Is it when you say whoa?

whoa

Or  suck Charlize toe?

Is it un-aging face?

unaging

Or style or your grace?

Do you act like a mensch?

And eat sandwich on bench?

 keanu sandwich

Do you surf on a lake?

Like you do on Point Break?

Can you lighten the mood?

And say excellent dude!

excellentdude

Are you sweet like November?

Or Easy to Assemb-er….

What is it of you, my sweet Ke-an-u

Keanu-Paula

Cause you’re gonna see gonna see gonna see

Oooooh what you do to meeeeee….

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