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Breaking: She’s a Slut

[Editor’s Note:  Welcome our new Contributor, Jesse Sisler]

By Jesse Sisler

Area man Chaz McDonald, 27, reportedly informed local friends “she’s a damn slut,” after a female train passenger whose name he did not know rejected his advances. According to McDonald, a native of the Chicago suburbs, the Beatles shirt the “slutty woman” was wearing should have been an acceptable jumping off point for conversation. However, when McDonald informed the woman of his vast Abbey Road knowledge, explaining to her how “She Came in Through the Bathroom Window” was inspired by a real-life experience of Paul McCartney, and that “Something” was written about George Harrison’s girlfriend, Patti Boyd, the “slut” in question remained uninterested.

Train passengers report that he was afterwards seen muttering to himself “She doesn’t even like the Beatles. Dumb bitch.” Adding “If she didn’t want to talk, why’d she smile at me?”  At press time, McDonald – whose Facebook profile is a picture of him being kissed on the cheek by two women while holding up his middle finger – was noticeably angry. He has since taken to Reddit to voice his frustrations, calling all women who have rejected him “sluts and whores”. Many have rallied behind his claims on the Men’s Rights Activists subreddit, prompting scores of angry men to blame the “slutty woman” for wearing booty shorts. One user posted “If she didn’t want to be hit on, why did she wear such short shorts?” McDonald was last seen at his buddy’s house drinking a beer and watching Californication.

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3 thoughts on “Breaking: She’s a Slut

  1. One question why do men now wear make up? Does this put them in the bracket of slutty men? In short we ate too judgemental let’s stop doing it and become more active in our communities by giving time and compassion where needed.

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    • Interesting – men wear make up now? Like this is common? I mean, I’m allllll for men wearing make up. Speaking of, does anyone know any men who wear make up who want to do a men’s make up tutorial for NBY? Because we definitely would like to publish something about that.

      Also, yes, we are too judgmental and need to be more active in our communities. Agreed!!!

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